Hurricane me with your love

Hurricane me with your love,

Sweep me off my feet.

Dance a jig on my heart,

And blow me to the four corners of the world.

Let me be globally warmed like no other

And consumed by the fires that sweep the hills of California.

To be extinguished by tears of sheer joy 

That cascade from my smiling eyes,

Lost to a sea of rising tides

That batter and eat away the coral coastline

Of my very English reserve.